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Pandora Montoya

By Eric Tetrault.

No one knows exactly where Pandora comes from, since she was raised by wolves—literally. There she was in the forest one day, happily chasing squirrels, & the famous female fencing master, Donna Juanita-Julia Alberta Montoya, found her. Wanting to harness her wild energy for good, she raised Pandora to replace the child she never had. Truth be told, she had the help of one Lady Pavlov, who, by ringing a little bell, was able to train Pandora to a more civilized manner—mostly. Donna taught Pandora secrets of Spanish swordsmanship & loved her more than life itself, right up until the moment when she was called away on a secret mission for Spanish royalty. Pandora begged to join, but was refused because of the mission’s dangerous nature. Determined to prove her worth & serve as “woman’s best friend,” Pandora tracked Donna’s scent, only to find she had been slain by a mysterious three-fingered man. Howling mad, & hell-bent on revenge, young Pandora took to the road, declaring each time she thought she had encountered the evil swordsman; “Hello. My name is Pandora Montoya. You killed my mother. Prepare to die!” Unfortunately, she would often run off mid-sentence, distracted by a squirrel or similar woodland creature. And so it was that one day she found herself in the woods with Calypso & Hera, fighting the same three-fingered man. Unsurprisingly, things did not end well for him. However, in the end of her vengeance Pandora found a new beginning! She was enlivened by the bold-Bordeaux leadership of the inspiring Calypso & all of the Vixens. Through them, Pandora learned to juggle her love for sword-fighting, squeaky meat, the VITs, strumming her guitar and, well, juggling! All the while, she has celebrated finding her new pack, & her tail wags as this epic tale continues!

By Adam Jason Photography.
Favorite Causes/Organizations:

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